Ponchos are Scary Have you ever been afraid of a poncho? Ponchos are so innocuous, that it seems like it would be impossible for anyone to fear them, but let us tell you something. Ponchos can be very scary. Sure, they're light and airy, making them a comfortable garment to wear in various types of weather. And yes, they're super easy to put on. But don't let that fool you on this important subject. Have you ever seen a murderous clown wearing one? It's made out of a lightweight fabric that has a black and white diamond pattern on one side with a solid black half on the other. The collar has a black and white polka dot pattern to contrast. The lack of vibrant color creates a dreary and creepy look. Of course, every clown, even scary ones, need a few pom poms and this poncho has 3 of them down the front. The hemline is scalloped and even features additional pom poms at each point. Just slip it on and you'll be ready to transform into the scariest clown in town. Poncho Phobia If you really want this poncho to have a frightening effect on your victims, then you'll want to accessorize! Do it right and you may just give a few more people a new phobia of ponchos.